Time for a little humour… We’ve all heard cheesy pick up lines before - here’s 30 of the worst possible pick up lines in no particular order. If you’re feeling brave try a few of them out, you might get a few laughs. Or even better you might even get lucky and find a keeper!

1. I noticed you noticing me and i just want you to notice that i was noticing you too.
2. I only have three months to live..
3. I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
4. I have amnesia. Do I come here often?
5. Wow. (No not World of Warcraft)
6. [While Grabbing Ass] - Is this seat taken?
7. Have I died and gone to heaven or are you just angel like?
8. Do you help the homeless? (Yes/No) Why not take me home with you?
9. Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
10. I’ve got a condom with your name on it!
11. I’d look good on you / You’d look good on me
12. We’d make great babies.
13. Bond. James Bond.
14. Hi. I’m a dog, I need to bury my bone.
15. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
16. I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue.
17. Excuse me, I’m putting together a list of people with whom I want to have sex, and I’ll need the correct spelling of your name.
18. Let’s talk about football. (Stick one hand out ) There’s an end zone right here (put your other arm around the person) And there’s an end zone here. Now let’s talk about scoring…
19. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
20. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
21. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
22. I’m sure glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!
23. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
24. My name is XXXXX - want to f*ck?
25. You suck.
26. Do you spit or swallow?
27. How much does a Penguin (or Polar Bear) weigh?.. Her: Huh? - Just enough to break the ice..
28. Wanna go halfers on a kid?
29. Here’s a quarter, call your mother and tell her you’re not coming home tonight. *Wink*
30. Hey, my name is XXXX - how do you want? Her: How do I want what? You: How do you want me to make love to you, slow and passionately, or fierce like a tiger.

Which one is your favourite?

If you want some “real” tried and true pick up routines, check out Joseph Mathews’ Art of Approaching..

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1. One Hypomaniac
   December 10, 2008
   

   “I lost my level and I’m going to need someone to lie on the floor to see if it’s level” is a line some guy used on me once and I almost spit out my Cheerios. He used it while I was eating breakfast, no lie.

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2. ELOCHUKS
   December 18, 2008
   

   i don have any

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3. Get Girls Guru
   January 24, 2009
   

   You gotta love the - “Excuse me, I’m putting together a list of people with whom I want to have sex, and I’ll need the correct spelling of your name.”

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